February 2012
21 posts
““Whatever is going on between you and my daughter is none of my...”
– Best protective father conversation ever. From a short story.
“That cloud looked like a shrimp. No, a camel.”
– Middle school girl.
“Hey look at the cute puppy! Oh wait. It’s a woman.”
– Middle school girl
Girl 1: Can you help me?
Girl 2: No, I have something more important to do. (walks in to a bathroom stall.)
“God, bless your maid servant, consider how few our days are and bless this vine,...”
– A prayer from a friend. My favorite part is the typo.
“People that live on planets aren’t real.”
– 4 yr old boy
